Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Synthesizers

Synthesizers were invented in the dawn of time, when a monkey started beating on a log and realized it made kind of a cool sound. Later some other monkey invented a thing called a log-a-rhythm to figure out how this sound worked. Another monkey named Maxwell used this log-a-rhythm to come up with some equations which in turn allowed another monkey named Tesla to invent the home wall-socket (which a monkey named Edison stole credit for), and one day a monkey named Roland or Moog or something plugged a log into a wall socket and, in his own words: "OMG OMG, THAT SOUNDS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME...ITS TICKLES MY BRAIN...AHHHHHH!!!"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I think this theory is very well researched, and I have cross referenced all of Doctor Brent's sources, and they all check out. Thank you once again Doctor for breaking down the sound!!!